Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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