She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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