i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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