okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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