But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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