we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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