i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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