She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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