We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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