Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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