This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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