i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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