But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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