someone threw a dead crab at me
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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