He asked to "fluff my boner.."
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
