Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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