you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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