I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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