my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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