And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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