I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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