I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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