Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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