sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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