I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm at about main and main street
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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