You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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