I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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