they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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