There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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