dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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