the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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