his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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