PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
This is my gift to your gina
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
