The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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