I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize