Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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