whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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