We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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