Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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