dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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