oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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