That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Can you repeat that, but with context?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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