do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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