hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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