Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My hand turned me down
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So much rum. So many feels.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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