why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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