Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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