So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
