Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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