You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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