it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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