what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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