Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Randomize
