They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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only you would photoshop your dick
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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