no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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